March 25, 2012
Flowers in New York look pretty from a distance, but upon closer examination, you can see they’re really just dead on their stems. The soil just isn’t rich enough. That’s a pretty good analogy for life in New York. After 10 years here, you look okay from a distance, but up close you’ve got a twitchy eye and when you get drunk you beg strangers for a cigarette. The soil just isn’t rich enough to keep everyone’s dreams alive.

Flowers in New York look pretty from a distance, but upon closer examination, you can see they’re really just dead on their stems. The soil just isn’t rich enough. That’s a pretty good analogy for life in New York. After 10 years here, you look okay from a distance, but up close you’ve got a twitchy eye and when you get drunk you beg strangers for a cigarette. The soil just isn’t rich enough to keep everyone’s dreams alive.

March 8, 2012
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Sometimes I sing songs to myself. A lot of times, actually.

March 1, 2012
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Big audition!

January 30, 2012
A was just acting out dinner with the President. The role of Barack Obama was played by the Little People mailman. I like Barry with a ‘stache.

A was just acting out dinner with the President. The role of Barack Obama was played by the Little People mailman. I like Barry with a ‘stache.

January 29, 2012
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Jenny Rubin as Antonio Banderas. Melanieeeeeee!!!

January 27, 2012
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SANTORUM!!!

December 4, 2011
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An important holiday message from Adriana.

November 24, 2011
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Adriana gets real about holiday decorations and Thanksgiving injustice.

November 17, 2011

thephrygiancap:

Occupy Wall Street Projects Msg Onto Verizon Building

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August 23, 2011
Your story about today’s earthquake lasted ten times longer than today’s earthquakeVia someecards

Your story about today’s earthquake lasted ten times longer than today’s earthquake

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